Everyone tends to be a freak in the sheets after they’ve had a few drinks. After all, alcohol lowers our inhibitions and allows us to feel comfortable trying out things we’d normally never want to admit we’re curious about. In college, I distinctly remember a girlfriend coming to me deeply upset because her boyfriend had drunkenly asked if she could pee on him. Although she eventually calmed down and was able to discuss it with him sober, he admitted that it was something he’s always wanted to try but was afraid to bring it up to her without liquid courage.
According to PsychologyToday, alcohol lowers your inhibitions, and although it is silly to think that alcohol is solely to blame for people trying out some strange things in the bedroom, it is a contributing factor. Alcohol tends to be social lubricant. So naturally it makes sense that we’d let the more colorful things we want to try out in the bedroom out when we’re feeling less guarded by social norms.
I wanted to know what kinky, weird shit people have tried with a few shots in them. I asked 12 guys I know about the kinkiest thing they’ve ever tried while drunk and here is what they had to say.
“I think the kinkiest thing I’ve ever done with my boyfriend when I was drunk is that we got on Grindr and found another couple to fool around with. It ended up being one of the best nights we’ve had together and was definitely not something I’d normally do sober…but it was great.”
— Mike, 26.
“Far and away the kinkiest thing I’ve ever done while drunk is eat pizza off my girlfriend’s boobs. We were both totally gone and made a frozen pizza and I decided I wanted to eat it off of her before eating her out.”
— Charlie, 33.
“I once was so drunk I told a girl to treat me like a dog and rub my stomach and call me by some random dog name I came up with. She wasn’t into it and we didn’t speak again afterwards.”
— Kyle, 25.
“One time I was drunk and I asked the girl I was seeing if she would spank me slightly. As things progressed, I eventually asked her to start whipping me with the belt I was wearing while we were out. She didn’t call me much after that but did email me the name of a therapist that she thought could potentially help me.”
— Paul, 24.
“I think one of the strangest things I’ve done in the bedroom while drunk was having a foursome with three of my buddies and this girl we were all friends with. Even the guys were all sort of playing with each other and two of my buddies ended up having sex with each other while me and the girl were getting it on. We haven’t done it since and rarely talk about it, but it was a wild night.”
— Joshua, 27.
“I have let a guy blow me once while I was drunk. That was actually pretty great! Something I would definitely try again.”
— Harry, 25.
“Maybe the weirdest thing I’ve ever let someone do to me while drunk is we used some clothespins on my nipples and then she put some wax on my bare chest. At first I was not about it but after a few shots I settled in and just enjoyed the ride.”
— William, 23.
“The kinkiest thing? Definitely the time I hooked up with a girl and her aunt who was visiting from out of town in New York City. We went out to dinner because she and I were getting sort of serious and after five rounds of cocktails things just happened. They didn’t touch each other; it was all about me and it was amazing.”
— Kyle, 28.
“I had a girl ask if she could use her dildo on me once! At first first I wasn’t about it but we used lube and went slowly and now she fucks me at least twice a week. It was something I don’t think I would’ve tried while sober but I’m really happy it happened.”
— Elliot, 24.
“This guy I was seeing told me what a rim job is, and I was so against it but one night after going out to the club we showered and fooled around and he did it to me and it was the best sexual experience of my life.”
— Kevin, 27.
“I had a girl literally ask me once if her dog could watch us have sex. She said it was because the dog gets upset if it’s left out of the room — but I think she sort of got off on having the dog there? She kept talking to it while we were getting it on. Clearly we didn’t see each other again after that, but it was wild.”
— Brian, 29.
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